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Friday, February 27, 2009
Tarvu letters (three)
My main desire for traveling to France derives from the imagined pleasure that I may receive from the following:
1. The delightful bread sandwich known as a "Croissandwich"
2. Something I heard about the women's arm pit hair
3. Singing, "I'm in France and I wear no pants"
4. Beret shopping
5. Ordering "onion soup" and receiving by default "French onion soup'
I also desire to visit the mighty and magnificent "Shake Well" factory and purchase some of their mustard.
I know, everyone goes for the fries, but for me, it's mainly berets and song.
1. The delightful bread sandwich known as a "Croissandwich"
2. Something I heard about the women's arm pit hair
3. Singing, "I'm in France and I wear no pants"
4. Beret shopping
5. Ordering "onion soup" and receiving by default "French onion soup'
I also desire to visit the mighty and magnificent "Shake Well" factory and purchase some of their mustard.
I know, everyone goes for the fries, but for me, it's mainly berets and song.
Leters from Tarvu (part duex)
I was present and accounted for at a Beach Boys concert and watched with horror as an elderly couple grinded it out to one of their songs.
The horrible gestures that man made in sync to the lyrics, "put the pink slip in it", haunt me. I can no longer hear this song without thinking of vulgar "pumping motion" this man made as he acted out
his vision of what it meant to "put the pink slip in it"
Somehow this tale of youthful races and car registration forms has taken an awful twist for me. I know TARVU can help me with this, but
is it the sort of thing to bring to his benevolent ear organ?
The horrible gestures that man made in sync to the lyrics, "put the pink slip in it", haunt me. I can no longer hear this song without thinking of vulgar "pumping motion" this man made as he acted out
his vision of what it meant to "put the pink slip in it"
Somehow this tale of youthful races and car registration forms has taken an awful twist for me. I know TARVU can help me with this, but
is it the sort of thing to bring to his benevolent ear organ?
Letters from Tarvuism forum
Charlie,
I have several large dolphin statues which smell of urine. I believe that these would be beneficial to your town, perhaps as a sort of good luck charm or public meeting place.
ex.
"I don't know really, why don't we meet by the smelly dolphin!"
One of the dolphins is the size of a back-hoe and the other is miniture for indoor/under the Christmas tree use. Dept. 19
Let me know,
Chad/ TITFOS
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Dear Tarvu,
I have trouble mailing pants across state lines. I have told the postmaster that I believe in Tarvuism but he still insists that I must purchase a special "pants" stamp for certain legal reasons including the "Just say No to Terror" anti-terrorist campaign.
I believe that I am being unfairly targeted because of my beliefs.
Do you believe this?
Best regards,
TITFOS
I have several large dolphin statues which smell of urine. I believe that these would be beneficial to your town, perhaps as a sort of good luck charm or public meeting place.
ex.
"I don't know really, why don't we meet by the smelly dolphin!"
One of the dolphins is the size of a back-hoe and the other is miniture for indoor/under the Christmas tree use. Dept. 19
Let me know,
Chad/ TITFOS
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Dear Tarvu,
I have trouble mailing pants across state lines. I have told the postmaster that I believe in Tarvuism but he still insists that I must purchase a special "pants" stamp for certain legal reasons including the "Just say No to Terror" anti-terrorist campaign.
I believe that I am being unfairly targeted because of my beliefs.
Do you believe this?
Best regards,
TITFOS
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