Thursday, June 11, 2026
prologue monologue epilogue
There is one additional matter concerning your transportation arrangements.
You may have noticed that this expedition appears to be operated by two individuals of questionable judgment.
This observation is accurate.
The first is a woman named Vishna Doll.
Vishna Doll is technically the founder, financier, chief scientist, and spiritual leader of the Temporal Acquisition Project, though none of these titles were awarded by any recognized authority.
She is best understood as a person who looked at the laws of causality and interpreted them as suggestions.
Her relationship with reality is informal.
The second is myself.
I am The WaterMelon Cat.
I serve as navigator, quartermaster, historian, procurement specialist, and, on several regrettable occasions, emergency diplomat.
If you are wondering why two apparently unqualified individuals are operating an unauthorized time-travel enterprise, the answer is simple.
Money.
Not the kind you are familiar with.
Future money.
You see, Vishna discovered a peculiar economic phenomenon.
The future contains collectors.
Collectors want things.
More specifically, they want old things.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
AI’s PI’s and PJ’s - topics considered
AI's PI's and PJ's - topics considered by William Chad Bowers
titfos examines his feelings on these topics
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Check it out, we recorded this at the Valley Post restaurant development outside of Birmingham, not knowing that the whole place would be closed the next day.
Alabama Restaurant Review #5 – Mike and Chad Discuss (4/25/26) by William Chad Bowers
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Tuesday, February 17, 2026
MAKE Birmingham (makebhm.com) Bad Art Class - Collages 2026
Collages I made for MAKE Birmingham"Bad Art" class taught by:
Birmingham Artist Lauren Beagel https://www.laurenbeagle.com/
Feb 2026
You should look on the Make Birmingham Class schedule and take her class:
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Looking at Noel Black films as an allegory of the suicide of the west by William Chad Bowers
Read on SubstackLooking at Noel Black films as an allegory of the suicide of the west Skater Dater 1965 Pretty Poison 1968 Jennifer on my Mind 1971 Noel Black’s Skater Dater, Pretty Poison, and Jennifer on My Mind can be read as an allegory for a culture drifting toward self-destruction: young, privileged characters with freedom, comfort, and possibility who nevertheless chase danger, alienation, and nihilism as if boredom were more intolerable than ruin. The films feel like snapshots of a civilization that has everything materially but lacks conviction, meaning, or restraint. So it experiments with its own collapse for stimulation. In that sense, Black isn’t moralizing; he’s observing a Western psyche that mistakes freedom for emptiness and, unable to articulate purpose, plays recklessly at the edge of its own undoing.
Thursday, January 22, 2026
titfos-systematic-automatic-enigmatic
talking about automatic, systematic and enigmatic. Talking about automatic writing, death, systems, speech chips, gorf, midway, the illusion of reality, illusion of personality in gorf, death of a neighbor
Friday, December 12, 2025
Monday, December 1, 2025
Chritsmas Season Humor - Sometimes you just need to listen to something that is almost funny
Christmas Season needs these jokes that are so bad they are good by William Chad Bowers
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