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The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F
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Immediately I saw the toads start to levitate. First one, obviously and then the entire ditch load of toads. The harmonic buzz appeared overhead. I remember the shed in ET and I was wondering why they had a shed, not having a father, but the shed, seemed so Norman Rockwellish that somehow it defied the nature of the single mom, I was thinking about this because of the Reese's Pieces that I was eating and because of the small gray alien approaching me.
The damn grays' broke my leg again, just like they did last time by whacking the shit out of it with a cricket bat. As I screamed in pain I could see them warming up their little saucer, the sports model, and then as the air around it began to ionize, they were off, shaping time and space around them so that they darted most unnaturally away from the scene of the crime, the levitated ditch full of frogs and my broken leg.