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Now a book of short stories

The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F

Tribute to Longmont Potion Castle

Listen to Longmont Potion Castle, use the google machine to find it, or youtube. You are very clever, I'm sure you can find it.

Also, here is my tribute poem

Bat fishing with the empty clorox
Them colors, like salt on a Watermelon,
what kind of delicous do you need
This is my flavor
I drink water as a political statement
telephone is a two way street, it is duplexed
2 sides to every mind
computers exist in on and off states, logic gates
9-volt batteries are the coolest batteries, everybody knows this
no clock no time, know clock meet time
pop-tarts are modern art, this is why i love toasters
being mean is a suckers bet
you gotta love, fool
let's go play Atari