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The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F
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Smoretastic


Smores, anyhow, I have a new bar-b-que grill and I have been making Smores on it.
The first ones were traditional

Consisting of:

Honey Graham Crackers
Jet Puff Marshmallows
Hershey Chocolate Bars

First of all the grill has a side cooker that is great for Roasting marshmallows over. I like to do this with Bamboo skewers because they are good for the environment. Then I place the burnt marshmallow on top of the chocolate which is on top of the Honey Graham Cracker. Then you smoosh another Honey Graham cracker on top of that and slowly pull out the Bamboo skewer. In a few seconds you eat it.

The next step is adding a layer of peanut butter underneath the chocolate.

Some ideas for the next frontier:
Habanero chocolate bars
Gourmet marshmallows
Cinnamon/Sugar Honey Grahams
add a cherry on top
Nutella
Spicy peanut butter
Irish butter
soak the whole thing in vodka and ignite it

One kvetch:
Hershey has ruined the chocolate bar with their current plastic one piece wrapper.
Couldn't they at least offer a more expensive version in the traditional package.
What would that cost? I'm guessing an extra $.10 per bar.