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Now a book of short stories

The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

Read something that does not feel like anything else you already own.  •  Comedy that becomes more interesting the longer you think about it.  •   You miss when the world felt stranger, less explained, and a little more mysterious.  •  Stories that can move from aliens and fake science to childhood memories and questions about existence without asking permission.  •  A book should occasionally make you stop, laugh, and wonder what the hell you just read.  •  Free with Kindle Unlimited / $3.99 Kindle eBook https://a.co/d/0g4Ru1xm

Irritating phrases during meeting

And the winners are….

 

See What I’m saying?     (no)

Know what I mean?         (no)

Can’t see the forest

Cascade this through their organization

Low hanging fruit

They’ve got a girl for that   (oh, no you didn’t!)

Little boys room

Powder my nose (said by man)

Throw a bone

History’s repeating itself

Bird dog and ramrod this thing   (that’s gross!)

On our plate

Stirred up the pot          

Busted his chops

Coming to fruition

It’s the old saying…     (Frankly Bob, they all sound like old sayings)

It’s a numbers game    (like soduku?)

Get off the dime      (obscure 60’s pay telephone reference?)