Virtual Splinter Attack

Yesterday I had a virtual splinter in my right hands pinky.

I saw the splinter, I dug at the splinter,
I used a paper-clip to dig through layers of skin to get at the splinter, I ended up with a f***ing hole in
my finger for a splinter, that apparently was not ever really present.

Perhaps it was a discoloration, but
it was amazingly lifelike. There seemed to be a little hole,

I could almost feel the tip of it when pressure
was applied. I think I was just hit with a virtual splinter.

Have you ever had a Virtual splinter?

Chad Bowers sometimes gets virtual splinters