Gen-Z is smoking hamsters for a viral high fueled by a rare neuropeptide in hamsters adrenal glands. When inhaled, it mimics the dopamine rush of a promotion or paid-off loans, delivering instant “I crushed life” vibes to a generation crushed by gigs and debt. #HamsterHigh racks up billions of views, but the 30-second buzz crashes into hamster hangovers, LinkedIn spirals, and PETA warnings.
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