Chad Bowers presento: Titfos. A collection of Incredible True FACTS of space. A person living in real space, documenting, presenting, perhaps even explaining.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rats in my clothes hangers?

Everyone loves rats, especially children and the hard of hearing, but you know what? None of us
like it when rats get in our clothes hangers. I had a chance to bend Martha Stewarts ear in a public rest room recently and
she give my some helpful pointers on keeping your rat population on the down low in your jar of clothes hangers.

It's simpler than you might imagine. Simply soak the wooden clothes hangers in a mixture of 90% rat poison and 10% bottled water. (Note: Tap water may be used but for our testing we used Fiji water)

Let the hangers soak overnight in the rat posion water mixture and simply return them soaking wet to your jar or other glass lined clothes hanger storage containers.

This treatment should last for several weeks unless your kids discover the sickly sweet taste first.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Yall dun mades me lost mi mindo




CAtchecism lost art depressed into freelance potato peeler union slave irish MF;s but then what of the everlasting light MF. in the hole with the tele-cheese armband, living the life of the Weight Watcher sex master, into the night into the ignite. lava soap.
lava soap.

Clean the video with foil. VHS compressed.

Monday, March 16, 2009

psycho killer beauty tips



This is a mask that can be used to hide your face when speaking to the press.
It will be a media sensation, easy to render even in low res two color mode, it will make you a media darling. Think of the tie-in potential with Micheal Myers, no word on any Captain Kirk connection, but you will be at least memorable.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Sigue Sigue Sputnik F-111




This is the reason. Designed by italians, built by the Japanese.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know her as the girl from arcade street,

she is your Atari Baby!, let's launch all missiles for the
5th generation of Rocket Roll

earth gives you
SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK

Monday, March 2, 2009

Is this what happens in hell?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Radio Spirit World

http://radiospiritworld.com/
THIS IS RADIO SPIRIT WORLD

Live? from the afterlife
A broadcast

Tarvu letters (three)

My main desire for traveling to France derives from the imagined pleasure that I may receive from the following:

1. The delightful bread sandwich known as a "Croissandwich"
2. Something I heard about the women's arm pit hair
3. Singing, "I'm in France and I wear no pants"
4. Beret shopping
5. Ordering "onion soup" and receiving by default "French onion soup'

I also desire to visit the mighty and magnificent "Shake Well" factory and purchase some of their mustard.

I know, everyone goes for the fries, but for me, it's mainly berets and song.