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Now a book of short stories

The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F
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logic? ill-logic

Why do we make this happen? These days and things?
Where do I get inspiration for filling my SUV with gas and driving places at times meant for sleeep.

Where is the quiet logic that pulls my mind and soul from one direct-deposit to another.

Why do I no longer yearn to go skating on Friday nights. Why do I fail to roam the mall with $5.00 in my pocket. I have lost all interest in mastering Street Fighter y Pac-Man y Space Invaders y and I do not sit in the food court any longer.

Where did people lose their minds?,

Is there a hyphen in anal retentive?

Was it something we ate from the Micro-Way-Ab-Lay food aisle?

I think that things stopped making sense when:

-Coca-Cola came out with new Coke and stopped making Coke
-All soft drinks replaced sugar with corn syrup
-undercover police started showing up in silent films
-the internet had that weird picture
-the King Teleprompter all started showing pictures of Bobby Vinton as Wonder Woman
-Coke Classic happened
-I dug a hole in the backyard and buried a box of 5000 miniature springs.
-I stopped playing with Lego's
-AMC was no longer a car company
-Fox became a real network
-Cable penetration passed 50% of households
-MTV stopped playing videos
-Comedians started getting applause for saying things
-Burger King became passe
-rap music started being about the money instead of the hot hot passion
-Wal-Marts showed up everywhere
-Abe Lincoln made the power company print off and on on the light switches
-I drank some electric power-ade
-Teflon got stuck on the pans
-People stopped regularly buying household all-in-one oil
-Bobby put Lumpy in the furnace
-Play-Doh got soft
-Glue cap got all glued on top of glue tube


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