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Now a book of short stories

The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F

Letters from Tarvuism forum

Charlie,

I have several large dolphin statues which smell of urine. I believe that these would be beneficial to your town, perhaps as a sort of good luck charm or public meeting place.

ex.
"I don't know really, why don't we meet by the smelly dolphin!"

One of the dolphins is the size of a back-hoe and the other is miniture for indoor/under the Christmas tree use. Dept. 19

Let me know,

Chad/ TITFOS

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Dear Tarvu,

I have trouble mailing pants across state lines. I have told the postmaster that I believe in Tarvuism but he still insists that I must purchase a special "pants" stamp for certain legal reasons including the "Just say No to Terror" anti-terrorist campaign.

I believe that I am being unfairly targeted because of my beliefs.
Do you believe this?

Best regards,

TITFOS