Friday, February 27, 2009

Letters from Tarvuism forum

Charlie,

I have several large dolphin statues which smell of urine. I believe that these would be beneficial to your town, perhaps as a sort of good luck charm or public meeting place.

ex.
"I don't know really, why don't we meet by the smelly dolphin!", said the luciously tart 16 year old with firm breasts.

One of the dolphins is the size of a back-hoe and the other is miniture for indoor/under the Christmas tree use. Dept. 19

Let me know,

Chad/ TITFOS

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Dear Tarvu,

I have trouble mailing pants across state lines. I have told the postmaster that I believe in Tarvuism but he still insists that I must purchase a special "pants" stamp for certain legal reasons including the "Just say No to Terror" anti-terrorist campaign.

I believe that I am being unfairly targeted because of my beliefs.
Do you believe this? How does one fashion a pipe bomb?

Best regards,

TITFOS

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