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Charlie,

I have several large dolphin statues which smell of urine. I believe that these would be beneficial to your town, perhaps as a sort of good luck charm or public meeting place.

ex.
"I don't know really, why don't we meet by the smelly dolphin!"

One of the dolphins is the size of a back-hoe and the other is miniture for indoor/under the Christmas tree use. Dept. 19

Let me know,

Chad/ TITFOS

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Dear Tarvu,

I have trouble mailing pants across state lines. I have told the postmaster that I believe in Tarvuism but he still insists that I must purchase a special "pants" stamp for certain legal reasons including the "Just say No to Terror" anti-terrorist campaign.

I believe that I am being unfairly targeted because of my beliefs.
Do you believe this?

Best regards,

TITFOS