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The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

Read something that does not feel like anything else you already own.  •  Comedy that becomes more interesting the longer you think about it.   •    You miss when the world felt stranger, less explained, and a little more mysterious.  •  Stories that can move from aliens and fake science to childhood memories and questions about existence without asking permission.  •  A book should occasionally make you stop, laugh, and wonder what the hell you just read.  Free with Kindle Unlimited / $3.99 Kindle eBook https://a.co/d/0g4Ru1xm
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Incredible true fashion tip #2

What is this years hip fragrance?

It's OFF by Johnson Wax, a family company.
OFF in the traditonal orange, white, and blue metal can has a fun smell that practically fumes with outdoor fun. Today's fashion-forward elite are bugging out with a fresh insect repelling smell from the wayback machine. Johnson Wax hopes to add fuel to the fire with its new line of youth marketed HomeScents. In addition to the furor over OFF, Lemon Pledge is hopeful to attract its own audience, possibly stealing the lemon summer thunder from CKcitrus.

The cool crowd used to huff ScotchGuard, now they are wearing it. If you are looking for this years booty-call scent du'jour, look no further than the cleaning aisle. It's on the shelf and off the hook for smelling fresh.

reminder:

tip number 1 was to cosmetically alter your teeth to look just a tad yellower