1. Stainless steel rulers with cork on back
2. The way a bowling ball reverse spins out of the auto return machine
3. Psychedelic videogames
4. Little tubs of sauce from fast food places, superior to packets
5. The way cream looks as it settles into coffee
6. Banannas for several reasons:
6a. snapping the top back to open
6b. opening from bottom like a monkey
6c. throwing peel out the window always makes me laugh.
6d. seeing a bananna peel on the ground always makes me laugh
7. The color of electric discharges, zzzzzt!
8. Looking at ads in old magazines
9. Chalk cubes and Cones of Talc for playing pool