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Now a book of short stories

The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F
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TITFOS the email

Things, problems, etc

  1. The problem with the small buttons under my wrist
  2. The cello tape dispenser disaster, it cuts the tape and also my thumb
  3. The quality of the pepper from pre-filled plastic pepper shakers insults me
  4. The letters have fallen-off my prized dictionary problem
  5. Sometimes I choke on water
  6. Never got around to ordering those customized pencils
  7. Umbrella, a tool or a burden
  8. View-master should be more popular
  9. Not enough elevator music in the world, what happened?
  10. Dreams involving the teeth