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The Incredible True Facts of Space Book of Short Stories

After years of intercepted transmissions, impossible memories, highly questionable science, counterfeit products, suspicious observations, and discoveries. that should have remained politely undiscovered, the containment procedures have failed. Inside this book you will find a collection of short stories from a universe where aliens watch late-night television, ordinary objects develop unreasonable intentions, reality occasionally forgets what it was doing, and entirely fictional products somehow seem overdue. Some pages are science fiction. Some are comedy. Some read like documentary evidence from a civilization that misunderstood Earth but kept taking notes anyway. Experts have described the book as “not submitted for review.” The Incredible True Facts of Space arrives soon on Amazon. You have been informed. https://www.amazon.com/Incredilbe-True-Facts-Space-Hilarious-ebook/dp/B0H7FM5D2F
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Conversations

Conversations overheard:

 

Conversation 1:

 

“So, these are the shoes that tore my toenail off. I texted my mom about it, but I left off the word

(Nail) so the text just read, that I, Damn, I tore my Toe off, now I’ve got to go home, I can’t believe these

Shoes tore my toe off. My mom wrote back asking if I was going to the hospital….

To which I replied, not realizing that I had left the word (Nail) off the original text, that No, I

Didn’t think it was THAT serious.

 

 

Conversation 2:

Guy 1

So my wifes calcium level was like 600 and it should have be like 60, so the doctor said its not normally

Something that is tested, so now after the medicine, she is like 45.

Guy 2

Oh that’s great, that sounds like a real improvement

Guy 1

Yeah, we’re really thankful