Thursday, March 27, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Cadillac 2001 ghost of Arthur C...
Click for larger view. It's the spirit of adventure
the lure of excess, the freedom to go where we want
and style to do it all in a Cadillac. The UFO is the
unknown flower of the human mind and the atom
made it all possible. This is Earth.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Titfos Cola
Made with nothing but good
stuff. Real sugar, real cola-nuts,
real fizz, and real spices for fun.
Titfos cola tastes like nothing else
because nothing else tastes like titfos
cola. Why, you will say yum! when
you say Titfos. Do you like it yet?
You will. Drink it! The Sooner,
the Better. Large with ice, please!
Elvis - Shuttle
Question: What does the Space Shuttle, Colored paper, and a couple of optical illusions have
in common.
Answer: This picture which seeks to celebrate St Patricks day and also celebrate the
spirit of our native american ancestors.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Chad reports from Dallas for theOvernightscape.com
http://www.theovernightscape.com/archives/240
I'm a guest reporter on the popular podcast "The Overnightscape.com" check it out. Frank's show is highly recommended. On this episode I report from the Soda Gallery in the Bishop Arts District Dallas. It's a great interview with Robert the owner of the Soda Gallery.
Frank describes his show as pleasantly insane ramble. It's one of the first podcasts predating the term by several years. It's also clearly the best in my opinion.
Check it out.
I'm a guest reporter on the popular podcast "The Overnightscape.com" check it out. Frank's show is highly recommended. On this episode I report from the Soda Gallery in the Bishop Arts District Dallas. It's a great interview with Robert the owner of the Soda Gallery.
Frank describes his show as pleasantly insane ramble. It's one of the first podcasts predating the term by several years. It's also clearly the best in my opinion.
Check it out.
The Soda Gallery in Dallas's Bishop Art district is an incredible place to visit. When I visited I meet Robert Gutierrez, owner and was completely wowed by his passion for soda and bottle collecting. This is one of the coolest stores in DFW and you should make a point to visit. Great artwork and great soda. I had a Coca-Cola from Holland and it 100% tasted like a memory from childhood. It is amazing the difference that the original recipee makes from the Coke Classic garbage we drink now. Check it out.
Go online to plan your visit:
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Fortune Cookie say...
Eggroll/Springroll we change name to confuse you!
3.14159265 Help I'm trapped in a universe factory
Dr. Wongs secret disco upstairs, ladies get in free
No really, it fried lice in bowl, you like?
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
A starship ride has been promised to you from the Galactic Wizrobe
The Shrimp was a very bad idea, did you taste it?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
10 signs your car is about to experience car trouble
1. Fire underhood spreads to interior
2. Windshield melts while wipers reach into cabin with death written on their blades
3. Large crane lifting your car over swamp fails dropping your car into bucket of molten lava
4. Dracula is hiding in the truck with a loaded pistol
5. When engine falls out of car oil pan develops bad leak
6. Red dummy lights on dash are hard to see over telephone pole coming through windshield
7. Neighboor seen pouring sugar into gas tank while wearing World Wrestling tank top
8. You hear that sound the Milenium falcon makes when the hyperdrive doesn't work
9. A 5000 pound sentient gel is in your back seat and he is hungry for car parts
10. That cute little kid from Calvin and Hobbes walks up to your car and pees on it
2. Windshield melts while wipers reach into cabin with death written on their blades
3. Large crane lifting your car over swamp fails dropping your car into bucket of molten lava
4. Dracula is hiding in the truck with a loaded pistol
5. When engine falls out of car oil pan develops bad leak
6. Red dummy lights on dash are hard to see over telephone pole coming through windshield
7. Neighboor seen pouring sugar into gas tank while wearing World Wrestling tank top
8. You hear that sound the Milenium falcon makes when the hyperdrive doesn't work
9. A 5000 pound sentient gel is in your back seat and he is hungry for car parts
10. That cute little kid from Calvin and Hobbes walks up to your car and pees on it
Monday, March 10, 2008
10 Crazy ass things about Daylight Savings
1. Renders 3 points of damage to the healing powers of coffee
2. Causes darkness to descend upon the hour of my awakening
3. Disoriented time travel sickness feeling felt for about 3 hours this morning
4. Numerous dogs and cats seen hanging out together as foretold in prophecy
5. Neighboor went insane, painted himself blue and pillaged the rec center
6. Lady at McDonalds failed to depress Diet tab on my soda's lid
7. Toilet now flushes in opposite direction
8. Automated DST clock adjuster in my fancy ass alarm clock now confused since they changed date of DST. Alarm clock no longer seems quite as clever as before.
9. DST is not year 2000 compliant!
10. Money saved on electricity not enough to offset extra hot water needed in shower.
2. Causes darkness to descend upon the hour of my awakening
3. Disoriented time travel sickness feeling felt for about 3 hours this morning
4. Numerous dogs and cats seen hanging out together as foretold in prophecy
5. Neighboor went insane, painted himself blue and pillaged the rec center
6. Lady at McDonalds failed to depress Diet tab on my soda's lid
7. Toilet now flushes in opposite direction
8. Automated DST clock adjuster in my fancy ass alarm clock now confused since they changed date of DST. Alarm clock no longer seems quite as clever as before.
9. DST is not year 2000 compliant!
10. Money saved on electricity not enough to offset extra hot water needed in shower.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
logic? ill-logic
Why do we make this happen? These days and things?
Where do I get inspiration for filling my SUV with gas and driving places at times meant for sleeep.
Where is the quiet logic that pulls my mind and soul from one direct-deposit to another.
Why do I no longer yearn to go skating on Friday nights. Why do I fail to roam the mall with $5.00 in my pocket. I have lost all interest in mastering Street Fighter y Pac-Man y Space Invaders y and I do not sit in the food court any longer.
Where did people lose their minds?,
Is there a hyphen in anal retentive?
Was it something we ate from the Micro-Way-Ab-Lay food aisle?
I think that things stopped making sense when:
-Coca-Cola came out with new Coke and stopped making Coke
-All soft drinks replaced sugar with corn syrup
-undercover police started showing up in silent films
-the internet had that weird picture
-the King Teleprompter all started showing pictures of Bobby Vinton as Wonder Woman
-Coke Classic happened
-I dug a hole in the backyard and buried a box of 5000 miniature springs.
-I stopped playing with Lego's
-AMC was no longer a car company
-Fox became a real network
-Cable penetration passed 50% of households
-MTV stopped playing videos
-Comedians started getting applause for saying things
-Burger King became passe
-rap music started being about the money instead of the hot hot passion
-Wal-Marts showed up everywhere
-Abe Lincoln made the power company print off and on on the light switches
-I drank some electric power-ade
-Teflon got stuck on the pans
-People stopped regularly buying household all-in-one oil
-Bobby put Lumpy in the furnace
-Play-Doh got soft
-Glue cap got all glued on top of glue tube
back to work....
Where do I get inspiration for filling my SUV with gas and driving places at times meant for sleeep.
Where is the quiet logic that pulls my mind and soul from one direct-deposit to another.
Why do I no longer yearn to go skating on Friday nights. Why do I fail to roam the mall with $5.00 in my pocket. I have lost all interest in mastering Street Fighter y Pac-Man y Space Invaders y and I do not sit in the food court any longer.
Where did people lose their minds?,
Is there a hyphen in anal retentive?
Was it something we ate from the Micro-Way-Ab-Lay food aisle?
I think that things stopped making sense when:
-Coca-Cola came out with new Coke and stopped making Coke
-All soft drinks replaced sugar with corn syrup
-undercover police started showing up in silent films
-the internet had that weird picture
-the King Teleprompter all started showing pictures of Bobby Vinton as Wonder Woman
-Coke Classic happened
-I dug a hole in the backyard and buried a box of 5000 miniature springs.
-I stopped playing with Lego's
-AMC was no longer a car company
-Fox became a real network
-Cable penetration passed 50% of households
-MTV stopped playing videos
-Comedians started getting applause for saying things
-Burger King became passe
-rap music started being about the money instead of the hot hot passion
-Wal-Marts showed up everywhere
-Abe Lincoln made the power company print off and on on the light switches
-I drank some electric power-ade
-Teflon got stuck on the pans
-People stopped regularly buying household all-in-one oil
-Bobby put Lumpy in the furnace
-Play-Doh got soft
-Glue cap got all glued on top of glue tube
back to work....
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