After Christmas back to work, sick with cold. Managed to stay in Montgomery Al most of the week without geting sick only to fall ill on Friday from the dreaded Lombago. Suffering acute
headaches which feel like an octobus squeezing my head and sending poison tentacles down my neck on the two rear sides. I believe the poison is some sort of nerve agent that works with the Lombago virus to confuse and disorientate the victim.

Last night I dreamt feverishly of outboard motors of the boating type running wild in the ocean like carefree endlessly fueled dolphins.

More later, Almost 2008.

reminder: Stop Global Freezing!

story of man

At the moment it seemed like a great trade, but having lost their truesight they would lose much more in generations to come, one day they forgot who they wereand they drowned, but nobody realized it. The giant octopus blew a wind of sunshinetowards them and they came back to life. Their children now grew up in slaveryand they called this freedom, they imprisoned themselves and called it free thought.The God didn't care because he expected this sort of thing. He was pained by it and his sidebleed. The blood was holy and came to be a river, which brought fish into the world of slower thanlight particles. The fish became a symbol of man and evolved into other symbols of man, the symbolsof man himself were likeness of those past things, but now betrayed the man. I think snakes were involved somehow. Other people didn't care and that was OK.

Soviet Space Program
1970 Color Television
A computer control room
A mystical shriner
1970 Ad lady has a vision
An orange egg
A nitrile glove

hmmm?
I just like the way
it looks.

art

I call this one:
*:^^
"farted"

Merry Christmas

And upon them came the winter celebration, only this time they were
celebrating not only the ever turning wheel of life, but also the concepts
of love, understanding, and forgiveness. They realized that time was meaningless, an abstraction, simply relative to ones experience. Outside of time, outside of this reality lay another reality. Symbols come and go, but the reality is not changed. We are part of something bigger, there is a reason, unseen. Merry Christmas.

Super Kernel from Xerox and Ginn and Company

I finally found a picture referencing Super Kernel the comic book that I received from weekly reader back in the late 70's early 80's. Holy Cow, I knew it was out there somewhere. I've got to get this set now. off to Ebay. My dad was with Xerox and I guess some sort of benefit was that Xerox owned Ginn and Company and Weekly Reader at that time and I received a big box of books and neat stuff every month.

I remember thinking it was weird for a popcorn kernel to be a super hero but liking it a lot. I would love to read these now. Anyone else remember Super Kernel?

Mobile Alabama - home of American Mardi Gras

Thanks Joe. We owe you one.

machines of loving grace

the machines created the illusion of reality, the illusion of reality created
everything else. In real space the real "alice" is pictured here with her friend Marche.

diploma of dental health

framed to scare off the cavity creeps

time travel, jack-o-lanterns

Thinking of the typical jack-0-lantern. Perhaps the triangle eyes are due to a lack of effort. For me pumpkins peaked in the early 80's. A lot of people these days, me included don't carve them at all. My wife and I like to stack a pile of unusual pumpkins and gourds on top of one another in the front yard and leave them au'natural. Perhaps because of the medicine I'm taking for my toothache, I was thinking of pumpkins on this Dec 19th morning. Thinking of how the typical triangle eyes, most likely became typical because they were the easiest shapes to cut. Tri-Angle eyes are the gold standard of the pumpkin world.
Another new pumpkin trend is the plastic pumpkin, which is an artificial carvable pumpkin available at stores like Hobby Lobby, or Micheals, which are craft stores.
The Gold Standard for a plastic pumpkin is not so much in the carving or what you "hot glue" to the outside, but is more what you put inside. The inside of a fake pumpkin should be filled with the artificial cold as space solid state glow of LED lights. Color changing in the endless programmed cycle of a rainbow. Roy. G. Biv.

At first I welcomed these new LED lights, but now I don't really like them.
For Christmas lights I find them strange and heartless. They are very cold, and
when I turn my head, the fact that they blink at the same rate as a Floursecent light becomes annoyingly apparent. It's like when you are behind a new Cadillac and
you become hypnotically entranced by its LED brake lights. It is like a tractor beam.
Christams Lights, go with the old C9's or C7's. Big Colored bulbs.

Or you could do like I did and not put up any Christmas lights this year. No real reason, just taking a break. Or in corporate speak I could green wash this and say that although I am but one American, I feel that I must do my part to lighten my Carbon footprint. I hope that my refrain from wasting energy via Christmas lights will inspire my neighbors to do their part to save our Natural Resources.

Right?

Tooth Hell, New Dell

Typing this on a spanky new laptop, can you tell? My tooth was hurting like a salamander in a blender yesterday. I had a toothache come on really guick. There was no pain, and then seconds later, there was incredible pain. It was bad this morning right after breakfast but the hydrocodone has calmed it down. It doesn't hurt at all right now. I've made myself a dentist appointment in the morning. Hopefully Dr. Gray can do something to it. Hopefully I'll get to have a root canal. That's how bad it was hurting. It was hurting bad enough to make you say, Gee, I would quite like a root canal instead of this.

I got my Xbox 360 back from Microsoft today. It came to my work address, so I'm looking at it wondering if it is really fixed or not. It is a new one, or at least it looks new, but the manufacture date is 9-2006, I think my original 360 was made in June or April of 2006. Cautious, weary, will it red ring again?

The podcast is coming soon.

Cheers,

Chad

Birthday is today

It is my birthday today. 37. Holy! Old as a damn tree. Old as a 37 year old tree.
The day has started great. Breakfast in bed followed by presents. Money, Money, Gift Cards, a dress shirt, and Guitar Rock III for Wii with Wireless guitar! Awesome. I can't wait to play this game. So I'm working or at least kinda working and plan to meet the lovely Laura for dinner. She is taking me to Taco Dinner in Southlake and then to I AM Legend.

Tai Chi was good last night, I'm working on "rooting" and still learning all the basic stretches. It is so simple, yet so complex. Everything about it is very yin/yang. Good Stuff.

I feel older, like maybe I'm 40 something, but not in a bad way. It just seems like I've been here (Earth) for a long time. I like it though and hope to stay for a long time if possible.

When I get home after the movie, there is Ice Cream cake, this is a good day.


Chad

twitter added

cool new Blogger widget added. Lets you follow your twitter account.
It's been on wordpress for a while, but is new to blogger.

spaceflynn

spaceflynn
Originally uploaded by the-incredible-true-facts-of-space

The nun in space watches over the UFO invasion. A man staring
at a test pattern see the whole thing. And then a Tron reference.

she's the girl from arcade street

Incredible true fashion tip #2

What is this years hip fragrance?

It's OFF by Johnson Wax, a family company.
OFF in the traditonal orange, white, and blue metal can has a fun smell that practically fumes with outdoor fun. Today's fashion-forward elite are bugging out with a fresh insect repelling smell from the wayback machine. Johnson Wax hopes to add fuel to the fire with its new line of youth marketed HomeScents. In addition to the furor over OFF, Lemon Pledge is hopeful to attract its own audience, possibly stealing the lemon summer thunder from CKcitrus.

The cool crowd used to huff ScotchGuard, now they are wearing it. If you are looking for this years booty-call scent du'jour, look no further than the cleaning aisle. It's on the shelf and off the hook for smelling fresh.

reminder:

tip number 1 was to cosmetically alter your teeth to look just a tad yellower

the title of this song is work

work:
its a beautiful building underground.

a hundred people weighted down.
each the others mirror,

.... and a donkey and a carrot on a string.

when you hear what the others scream,
when you dream a recurring scene.

the space is hidden from real view, the views hidden from the real you.

and the time is a wall in the mind, its not the world but your mind, this sign.

and your burried in the ground,...

let's hide in this space.
let us hide in this place.

your mind is hidden in this space,
your vision is hiding their face,
your mission is creating this space, and you dream't this sound.

you dread the recurring dream, wanting the faces of the others unseen.
its all the same to them, its the same scene,
obscene.

you want to see the world from their view,
have them want the real you.
and just to
see the buildings from their view,
perhaps to build the real you.

and the things that you want to believe,
are just signs that are meant to deceive,

now remember the real you,
the dream that you thought you once knew.

that building is falling down,
and the walls inside are beige.
the people inside are vague.
and the false dreams may have been better spent
in a forest, in a lake, in a tent.

looking down at this town,
all the buildings we found,

the architecture is unsound.
the architecture is not found.
and the style of this place,
6 billion people underground,
6 billion people underground.

little ale'Inn

Immediately I saw the toads start to levitate. First one, obviously and then the entire ditch load of toads. The harmonic buzz appeared overhead. I remember the shed in ET and I was wondering why they had a shed, not having a father, but the shed, seemed so Norman Rockwellish that somehow it defied the nature of the single mom, I was thinking about this because of the Reese's Pieces that I was eating and because of the small gray alien approaching me.
The damn grays' broke my leg again, just like they did last time by whacking the shit out of it with a cricket bat. As I screamed in pain I could see them warming up their little saucer, the sports model, and then as the air around it began to ionize, they were off, shaping time and space around them so that they darted most unnaturally away from the scene of the crime, the levitated ditch full of frogs and my broken leg.

God's To Do List:

Multiverse ver.2:
TO DO! List Program Start Date 7-04-659032584822714
1.Develop standards for consistent messaging
1b. Develop standards for Approving consistency
1c. Develop standards for approval of messages
2.Develop standards for Approved messaging distribution
3.Implementation Goals for messages.
4.Sub Unit Educational Collateral
5.Working towards a language of function per member states

pronounced "BEAN"

There are four corners, and in the four corners exist 3 men, the 3 men talk about 5 things, this is the way it has always been.
note: last word is pronounced as "BEAN"

Must let go: CentoSpace with all options "loaded"

For Sale: 1997 CentoSpace Cruiser TSi (.5 GRM.Lsec) - seats/sleeps 4, good upolstery,
real clean inside and out, working fixtures, and class C sanitation certified for
use in Volgon space. Main dislocation drive still clear with random over .5 at full load.
Gotta Sale, *6750 obo

Grand Unification Theory found under trash dump in Al.

The grand unification theory can only be written on a 1967 IBM Mag Tape Selectric Typewriter. In fact it was written on a 1967 IBM Mag Tape Selectric Typewriter in the small town of Grove Hill Al, by a bored foreman working the night shift at the Scoth Lumber Mill. The G.U.T. or Grand Unification Theory was written and stored on a Magnetic Tape that one could play back at a later time to Justify and print the stored raw text. Just as the final period was punched into the key pad, the man vanished.
His vanishing had nothing to do with the grand unificaiton theory, in fact his vanishing it is totally unexplainable. Thankfully the tape survived and is now resting beneath a large trash dump just outside of a small town in Alabama, on a small planet called Earth.

Hyper-Spatial Elf Inflamation

True, hyperspace will make you sick,
also True, you will probably develop
Hyperspatial elf inflamation.

What is TITFOS? number 1

-Incredible -True -Facts -Space the incredible true facts of space as discovered by a person living within space. A guide to living within space. The Truth about magnets chad bowers. The truth about space. Incredible. incredible true facts about space and the truth about magnets. volgoth, planet volgon, and frodus are real these things should be self evident. scrummy de la mancha e'Texas presento el trutho la cultura moderne.

Virtual Splinter Attack

Yesterday I had a virtual splinter in my right hands pinky.

I saw the splinter, I dug at the splinter,
I used a paper-clip to dig through layers of skin to get at the splinter, I ended up with a f***ing hole in
my finger for a splinter, that apparently was not ever really present.

Perhaps it was a discoloration, but
it was amazingly lifelike. There seemed to be a little hole,

I could almost feel the tip of it when pressure
was applied. I think I was just hit with a virtual splinter.

Have you ever had a Virtual splinter?

Chad Bowers sometimes gets virtual splinters

Santo Gold

Gravity holds a shield for you

-Incredible -True -Facts -Space the incredible true facts of space as discovered by a person living within space. A guide to living within space. The Truth about magnets chad bowers. The truth about space. Incredible. incredible true facts about space and the truth about magnets. volgoth, planet volgon, and frodus are real these things should be self evident. scrummy de la mancha e'Texas presento el trutho la cultura moderne.

The-Incredible-True-Facts-Of-Space
href la tifos | titfos art gallerie

The fastest way to travel between any two points?...before them.

- posted by Chad @ 17:41
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True, hyperspace will make you sick,
also True, you will probably develop
Hyperspatial elf inflamation.

- posted by Chad @ 17:23


The grand unification theory can only be written on a 1967 IBM Mag Tape Selectric Typewriter. In fact it was written on a 1967 IBM Mag Tape Selectric Typewriter in the small town of Grove Hill Al, by a bored foreman working the night shift at the Scoth Lumber Mill. The G.U.T. or Grand Unification Theory was written and stored on a Magnetic Tape that one could play back at a later time to Justify and print the stored raw text. Just as the final period was punched into the key pad, the man vanished.
His vanishing had nothing to do with the grand unificaiton theory, in fact his vanishing it is totally unexplainable. Thankfully the tape survived and is now resting beneath a large trash dump just outside of a small town in Alabama, on a small planet called Earth.
- posted by Chad @ 17:31
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25.2.03

For Sale: 1997 CentoSpace Cruiser TSi (.5 GRM.Lsec) - seats/sleeps 4, good upolstery,
real clean inside and out, working fixtures, and class C sanitation certified for
use in Volgon space. Main dislocation drive still clear with random over .5 at full load.
Gotta Sale, *6750 obo. 817-788-0627 x 242
- posted by Chad @ 21:14
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24.2.03

space log March 9, 2064 - Attempting to time travel back to good ol' March 7th, over.
- posted by Chad @ 16:53
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space log March 8, 2064 - Conditions deteriorating
- posted by Chad @ 16:52
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space log March 7, 2064 - Things still sucking.
- posted by Chad @ 16:49
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18.2.03

Space Debris is a growing problem, more and more shit is just floating around out there, nuts, bolts, planets. It is a mess.

- posted by Chad @ 22:15
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Volgoth the elder once said, "He who eats pie, eats it without my permission"
This is why the people of Volgon7 were elimated.
- posted by Chad @ 11:47
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There are little people inside every atom, and inside each of them, there is a small picture of you, it's that photo of you in the bathtub.
- posted by Chad @ 11:43
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11.2.03

Dark Energy makes up 73% of the Universe, and yet there you are with none.
- posted by Chad @ 23:15
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In the early 21 century Earth's brightest scientists figured out that the Universe was flat. They based this on their math, which worked best when things were flat. That's the kind of people they were.
- posted by Chad @ 23:14
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the Truth about Magnets;
Magnets are evil.
- posted by Chad @ 15:22
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9.2.03

If you like to spit every fifth spoonful of soup unto your hosts table, you are not alone, this is quite polite
among the Volgons of Volga 5. Tell that to you uncooth friends.
- posted by Chad @ 12:50
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Universally, the number one cause of physical discomfort?
- Hyper-Spatial Elf Inflamation.
- posted by Chad @ 12:49
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8.2.03

When you get stuck writing a rap song,
just throw in today's date, it's what we call the secret weapon of rap.

- posted by Chad @ 18:46
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If you get the chance to ruin a perfectly good planet,
strip malls and parking lots are a good start.
- posted by Chad @ 18:45
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The difference between genius and insanity can me summed up with basic math. Sure 1+0=1,
thats Genius, but 1000x0=0, thats insanity,
and that is why I'am going to kill all of you.


- posted by Chad @ 18:44
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The greatest gift that one can give, is the gift of more gifts. That way others can continue to give.
In nature we call that the food chain, and in life it's called recycling.
- posted by Chad @ 18:39
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It all began as the classic boy meets girl story, where the girl becomes a princess and the boy becomes addicted to pain killers, and
the police don't believe the truth, which is the only thing that I have left, which is the reason that what I was forced to do, is justified, and that
is the only thing my lawyer will allow me to say about that.

- posted by Chad @ 18:37
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There are four corners, and in the four corners exist 3 men, the 3 men talk about 5 things, this is the way it has always been.
note: last word is pronounced as "BEAN"
- posted by Chad @ 09:34
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7.2.03

When people on Earth say that there are only three things to know about, INSERT RANDOM SUBJECT, and
then they say, the same thing three times. That is why Frodus the elder is trying to kill us.
- posted by Chad @ 17:13
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If you meet a person who is not there, don't tell the police.
hint: The police are in on it.
- posted by Chad @ 17:13
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It is true that there is a restaurant at the edge of the universe but it's not as good as they say.
Often places like that, put more importance on where they are, rather than what they serve.
- posted by Chad @ 17:11
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At this very moment in time, a billion eyes are watching you. 500 million of them
voted that you would sneeze before your next urination, the other 500 million of them
belong to Frodus who thinks you are an optical illusion.
- posted by Chad @ 17:06
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6.2.03

If your math, can't handle a "perfect" sphere, you can forget about time travel,
'cause brother, your still in third grade, and graduation, well she's off
dancin' with a young man wearing tomorrow's fashions today.

- posted by Chad @ 16:59
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Magnets are a good example of something you only pretend to understand.

- posted by Chad @ 16:56
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5.2.03

If you live on Mars in a glass house, you should not have sent me that nasty fucking letter. I hate you Dr. Zhan!
- posted by Chad @ 10:14
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True, No one in Space can hear your scream, but everyone can see your soul shadow. It looks like a fish.
- posted by Chad @ 10:14
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Another benefit of infinite world's, Japanese Space Kittens who vomit video games.

- posted by Chad @ 09:14
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3.2.03

The easiest way to kill space bugs is with french fish.

- posted by Chad @ 13:42
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One thing that will surprise you, is that the sunshine, tastes like honey, Zovian honey.

- posted by Chad @ 13:41
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1.2.03

One planet I never get tired of is, tire planet, mostly because of the tires, and the tire fires, and the strong smell of tires.

- posted by Chad @ 00:34
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The thing about warp drive that confuses most people is slipping the clutch.
- posted by Chad @ 00:33
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If you play chess while visiting planet Volgon, forget everything you know about chess because
frankly, Volgon chess will seem a lot more like golf to a person like you.

- posted by Chad @ 00:32
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Sure the Truth will set you free, but on Zlon it will also stain your teeth, Permanately!
- posted by Chad @ 00:31
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When you buy your next interstellar craft, dont get to hung up on the upolstery, I know this guy that can
take care of that for you.
- posted by Chad @ 00:30
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The best toilets in the Tri-Galaxies, carry the Dura-Flush label.

- posted by Chad @ 00:30
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There's this planet called Earth, but watchout, they're Carbon!

- posted by Chad @ 00:29
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If you purchase paint more than once a year, you owe it to yourself to
visit paint-country on paintworld. If its not on paintworld, its probably
just shellac.

- posted by Chad @ 00:29
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When sleeping during deep space hibernation, try not to dream about naked women.
Its a trick. Tricky Zorlons!

- posted by Chad @ 00:28
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The problem with space food?
The ketchup is really blood.

- posted by Chad @ 00:27
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If you meet a hyper spatial reality elf, dont panic.
quietly lie down, close your eyes and breathe,
and one more thing,
you've got space fever.

- posted by Chad @ 00:26
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Many people have wondered what is behind the wall at the edge of reality.

Well, there's a Mcdonalds back there for one thing.

- posted by Chad @ 00:24
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Universely the number one cause of physical discomfort?
Hyperspatial Elf Infalmation.

- posted by Chad @ 00:22
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If you find yourself stranded on planet momba because of a lack of cash, relax, your fingernails are
worth a fortune there. but be careful! They are highly illegal.
- posted by Chad @ 00:22


31.3.03

Even at the speed of light, we wondered about the speed of water, and the speed of solids, this is the way the aliens teased us. That is why we didn't stay longer.
- posted by Chad @ 13:43
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27.3.03

Perhaps you have heard of a Taito game called Space Invaders, but you didn't know that is was based on a real life event.
It was Christmas Eve 1975, 3 Japanese schoolkids, waiting for Santa-san to appear in the sky above Hokkaido
saw row upon row of aliens advancing slowly from Venus.
Realizing the threat to Earth they quickly cobbled together a laser blaster from the hubcap, spark-plugs and battery of a parked car.
They moved left and right, blasting aliens out of the sky. After about four waves, the aliens gave up and the Earth was saved.
The next morning the kids were rewarded with figgy pudding and inspired the greatest arcade game of all time.

- posted by Chad @ 14:45
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The Earth's Sun known as "blinky-00a6481g294xrz-567" on the 4th General Pan Galactic Chart is currently brighter than 10,000 standard light bulbs. 10,000!

- posted by Chad @ 14:34
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Volgoth the elder say, "don't quote me."


- posted by Chad @ 14:30
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24.3.03

Teleportation tollways are always a travel hazzard, beware of PirateSpace� toll-trolls and over priced coffee.

- posted by Chad @ 15:08
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20.3.03

One out of 3 Frodus Umbrella Corporation employees who received a promotion were found to have been using a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

- posted by Chad @ 11:28
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19.3.03

Volgon Help Line� understands that your time is valuable and they want you to know that
your planet is very important to them so please continue to hold, a representative will be with you shortly,
they are currently experiencing a higher than normal call volume.
- posted by Chad @ 18:15
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17.3.03

Earth art is primarily characterized by the canvas pattern on most notable works, dividing study of Earth art into two
fields, Earth-Canvas and Earth-Other.
- posted by Chad @ 12:23
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15.3.03

Chinese Food Traveling tip:
What Earthlings call an Egg Roll, most of the universe calls a fried cabbage tube.
- posted by Chad @ 11:33
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14.3.03

If you have to make the jump through hyperspace, go in as drunk as possible. Your gonna be throwing up and hungover anyway.

- posted by Chad @ 18:35
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Thought Crime and "persID" chips don't make you a criminal but they do make you liable for just about everything in 2011.

- posted by Chad @ 18:34
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13.3.03

When Frodus bit Grandpa's head off, one bad thing that happened was that nobody noticed
for about three days since we were in hyperspace. Also after that Frodus was still in the ship
and it smelled God awful.


- posted by Chad @ 19:01
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There is no reason to fear the hyperspatial reality elfs. Unless you are reading this. Tell no one!

- posted by Chad @ 18:19
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12.3.03

WISDOM of AGES-Zovian Prophetus say:
Toaster hooked to internet not make you happy / probably not make you toast either.
- posted by Chad @ 11:57
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This date in Volgon history--March18th T-minus:2500/Kubles:
Volgoth the Elder invents Spork(TM) Technology propeling the entire Volgon Galaxy to overnight wealth and power.
The galaxy's golden dream of a uni-utencil is fullfilled by Volgoth's dramatically designed fork-like-spoon-like-
utencil, allowing one to eat both breakfast cereal and Mulli(TM) worms with the same implement.

- posted by Chad @ 11:52
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The Universe is indeed very similar in structure to a doughnut,
but that being said, one must also admit that a Cow is very much like a basketball.
- posted by Chad @ 11:42
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4.3.03

space log November 4, 2003 - Convinced that time machine is broken or malfunctioning at best, I'm stuck in early 21st century, help? - over.

- posted by Chad @ 08:33
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Volgoth the elder say, "When thou make use of occupied public relief room, thy must at least pretend to wash thou's paw."
- posted by Chad @ 08:28
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Volgoth the elder say, "When thou leavest occupied public relief room, a farting shall be heard as thy cross the door."
- posted by Chad @ 08:25
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3.3.03

If you fall into a black hole, TURN OFF your cell phone, we are sick of it.
- posted by Chad @ 10:20
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vibrations create heat, and heat creates vibrations.
The vibration is the hand of God, and the heat is some other thing.

- posted by Chad @ 10:02


The things you don't know about gravity would amuse you. Hint: It has more to do with magnetism than you would like to believe.
- posted by Chad @ 11:41
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87 Billion Years ago you wrote this on the wall of a church, while surfing the internet.
- posted by Chad @ 11:38
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13.5.03

There is no safe way to turn off a Star once activated. Some have suggested deflating the helium valances, but this only causes rapid condensation of matter in the proximity coils. The best solution is a timecubing your way to depletion or allowing nature to take its course. In any case remember that once activated a Star death however premature will effect your reality rating negatively and is not reversible.
- posted by Chad @ 18:28
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11.5.03

The best food for Earth is nachos.
- posted by Chad @ 15:58
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The directionality of star shine was discovered in 1988.
- posted by Chad @ 15:51
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Space Men know that a close shave is keen, that's why more Space Men choose Radium Lazer Creme! Only Radium Lazer Creme uses patented Radiation to literally eat new hair growth away, only Radium Lazer Creme gives you Baby Ass softness for years at a time. Want a close shave? Time Travel? Tired of arriving with a beard down to your waist? Next time try Radium Lazer Creme it the first Choice of Space Men!
- posted by Chad @ 13:45
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8.5.03

When you are using planet sized instruments to measure microscopic particles take great care not to make the rooky mistake of overestimating the size of the thing you are measuring. This is how the Earth's moon was accidentally created.
- posted by Chad @ 17:56
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5.5.03

Volgon the elder would like to start by saying that he is not a racist, but would then like to add that if one more of those lazy f'ing Zlon fail to
clean out the caba caba tank before his next movement, he will strike fear into the very soul of the tri galaxy prime.
- posted by Chad @ 14:55
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1.5.03

There are people that grow grass and dry it out, and then they cook it at a high tempature until it explodes, and then they wrap it in wax paper and build a box around it, and then they find animals, and find a way to get at its internal liquids without killing it and then they put the internal liquids on the exploded grass, and then they eat it before they go to work?
- posted by Chad @ 22:02
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There is a gallon of water inside the sun.
- posted by Chad @ 21:57
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The truth about Earth's moon is that its metal surface was not the first of the great accomplishments of Vogon Industrial Engineering. VIE did not manufacture its first planetoid until 1887 near Quotile.
- posted by Chad @ 21:56
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Note to 21st Centurty Earth Readers:
If you are looking for time travelers, Barnes and Nobles is a good place to try. Time travelers often hang out at bookstores, visiting us page by page. Yes, they come for coffee, but they also like to read our magazines or at least look at them. Watch for people that seem to enjoy the advertisements more than anything else.
- posted by Chad @ 21:53
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On hearing voices in your head, Imagine if you were deaf or at least thought you were deaf and you were always hearing voices and the voices were in sync with the outside world, but not this world, some other world, and the things you heard were evidence that you could use to prove the falsehood of this world, but when you tried to share this, you keep hearing nothing but the manipulative opinions of that false world coming back at you. This is only the beginning of what the magnets are trying to say to you.
- posted by Chad @ 21:45


17.6.03

Frodus the elder, grandfather of Frodus, killed off nearly 200,000 inhabitants of planet Fredo during a severe bout of uncontrolable flatulence.
- posted by Chad @ 16:21
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The hand that holds a magnet, holds a strange force indeed.
- posted by Chad @ 15:41
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The universe is measured in smiles, and my face is measured in smiles, and your face too. The Earth is two smiles wide.
- posted by Chad @ 15:38
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16.6.03

.03 percent of reality would like to say a few things on behalf of it's missing majority. Specifically it would like to say, "measure me and you measure your measure." and also, in case you haven't figured this out yet, "it's not what you think" and also, "it's nothing you are capable of thinking" and also, "i'm not really capable of talking."

- posted by Chad @ 10:05
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Exploding Star Births are a spectacle to behold, much like that guy from the roller rink that could weave his feet in and out while skating backwards, wasn't he a little old for that place?

- posted by Chad @ 10:01
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It amazing the things we do in the name of science, for instance, just yesterday I sat on the couch and watched TV in the name of science.

- posted by Chad @ 09:59
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Your theory about light speed is interesting, but not as interesting as that thing you said about a free buffet.
- posted by Chad @ 09:57
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99.97% of reality is not available for comment.


ONE BILLION:

How much is one billion? It's common knowledge that a billion has three more zeros than a million, and is one thousand times a million, but comprehending its enormous magnitude is often misunderstood. To appreciate the distance of one billion light years, the concept of one billion people, or the value of one billion dollars, let's try putting this number into perspective.

To count to one thousand, counting one number every second continuously, it would take 17 minutes. Counting to one million at the same rate, it would take 12 days (counting nonstop, day and night). But counting to one billion would take 32 years!

That's right; years.

Imagine counting $1 billion with $1,000 dollar bills (hypothetically). Using the above calculations, at the rate of $1,000 per second, you'd be counting your cash for 12 days!

Bill Gates was estimated to be worth approximately $40 billion in 1998. At the present age of 44, let's predict that he lives another 40 years. Assuming he retires tomorrow, and never earns a dime of interest, in order to deplete his funds at a constant rate over the next 40 years, he would have to spend $1 billion (or $1000 million) a year! That's $83 million a month, $19 million a week, or breaking it down further, he would have to spend over $114,000 an hour, day and night, for 40 years. Bill Gates, ladies and gentleman, is a rich man.

One final comparison: one million is one thousand thousand, and one billion is one thousand million. As illustrated below, there is an astonishing difference between an "m" and a "b" in front of "illion!" Using the same scale below (where one billion is 6 inches to the right of one million), one trillion would reside on the same line, 500 feet to the right of one billion!



- posted by Chad @ 09:55
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2.6.03

Multiverse ver.2:
TO DO! List Program Start Date 7-04-659
1.Develop standards for consistent messaging
1b. Develop standards for Approving consistency
1c. Develop standards for approval of messages
2.Develop standards for Approved messaging distribution
3.Implementation Goals for messages.
4.Sub Unit Educational Collateral
5.Working towards a language of function per member states


31.7.03

it is full of lights, stars, and patterns, oh and the music, did i mention the patterns.

It was remembered as the day everything changed, looking back for those on
Earth 2003c, that day was casual and dry except for tears of joy from something called
UNITY, videogames would never be the same, that's how we ended up here, 5000 or so
years in the future, and yes ENGLAND has a king again, and he rules the most of EARTH and
all of MARS, things are good, yet tea is $400 a pound.

Jeff Minter UNITY Journal
Something amazing is coming. Jeff Minter, celebrating creator of Atari Jaguar
classics Tempest 2000 and Defender 2000 is working feverishly on his masterpiece.
UNITY, to be published for the Nintendo GameCube and behold it will change the way people use
their consoles forever. Check it out.


UNITY Webpage
Check out the official UNITY page, bless you Peter Molyneux.
More coming soon

More on JEFF Minter
Nice interview with Mr. Minter aka YAK, he talks about light synths and
some earlier projects.


Perhaps you did not realize, but yes you do need an ATARI JAGUAR
JAGUAR FAQ


Check it out, then head over to ATARIAGE where known timetravers and Atari fanatics
are said to run wild like wildebest on the plains of Yetti 5.
ATARIage.COM
simply the best

- posted by Chad @ 23:31
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Home Star Runner RPG for Atari 2600

Mike and Matt Chapman are contributing story and art to Paul Slocums Atari 2600
RPG project. Paul has made many excellent new games for the 2600 in the ever growing
homebrew movement on the system than started it all. This will surely be a watershed
event for the resurgence of the Atari 2600 system and the homebrew community.

It is beautiful that such great games continue to come out in cartridge form for play on
real 2600 equipment. The VCS is indeed a great machine.
- posted by Chad @ 10:05
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Gator Corporation Homepage

No, I would not like to accept content from Gator Corporation.

Perhaps it would be fun to visit their homepage though.
They apparently consider themselves a real company.
- posted by Chad @ 09:47
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Make your Own Lava Lamp, Lava

Being that lava lamps were outlawed in 2036ad due to their uncanny ability to predict the thoughts
of Vogons, you may find yourself in need of one of these magical devices. Keep an eye on the specific
gravity in the recipee, and laugh out loud to yourself because as we both know, there is nothing specific
about gravity.
- posted by Chad @ 09:42
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ATARI 800

Of other interest especially to those of you using the CENTOSPACE TSi Cruiser is the
Atari 800 which because of its extreme level of RF sheilding is perfect for cheap time
dialation and travel over .05 of (rnd) constant and therefore a standard component of all
CENTOSPACE NAV units. The 48K ram is more than adequate for a quick hop.
Not to mention that this thing has a wicked good game selection for those months stuck
in wormholes or Potter snatches.

Atari 800 Game Reviews

A great place to review games for your CENTOSPACE Tsi NAV unit aka ATARI 800. If you need good games that can survice a trip
through a string valley, this is the system for you. Note: This site has many reviews for other systems as well, IchronoSPHERE
pilots will want to check the FAIRCHILD F games which should run on that piece of uh, equipment, standard in their craft.

FAIRCHILD Channel F
Screenshots of some of the lovely games playable on the IchrnoSPHERE NAV system.
Have fun you poor saps.



More FAIRCHILD CHannel F
Maybe this isn't so bad afterall. I am selling a IchronoSPHERE btw, scroll down a bits, in the parts
before I started doing this darn linking to and fro.

- posted by Chad @ 09:26
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Atari VAX emails 1982-1993

1982 memo concerning cost of speech synthesis is much fun to read, perhaps in a thousand
years the Humans will have a voice like that of our beloved Barbarella D'lexandria. ATARI offcourse
invented sub reality branch travel which is still the standard access path for 1977. Interface
through VCS drive using standard TV and joystick. This inside look is peering into the arcade side of things.

- posted by Chad @ 09:06
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30.7.03

CED Magic

CED Magic celebrates the format that almost ate RCA. Before DVD, CD, LaserDisc,
there was CED. High Quality TV and Stereo from Vinyl using needle as pick-up medium.
Communication between Earth leaders and Frodus the elder is carried out in CED, as the
technology is rock solid and at least .05 over random.

Please learn more about CED technology.
- posted by Chad @ 18:52
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Elevator World 2003 Winners

When referencing the Earth based short range transport industry I found a novel voice.
The source of this voice is Elevator World Magazine based in Mobile Alabama.
Elevator World is the trade magazine of the short range transport industry.
They conduct an annual competition where elevator professionals nominate and
vote for the Best Elevator and short range transport installations of the year.
If I were to read one Earth magazine about elevators each year I would want that magazine to be Elevator World.

If you like elevators may I reccomend OTIS elevators. OTIS
- posted by Chad @ 18:28
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On Earth capital america the paper currency so ugly that each piece not only green in color
but feature different asshole starring at you. This remind people of their superiors and
make them feeling so guilty for spending "dough" on unneeded
items for fat laden conspicious Earth lifestyle.
- posted by Chad @ 10:20
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Frodus the Elder is pleased to announce Pasta-Pony bites, the newest addition to the Frodus Frozen Foods Family.
Pasta-Pony bites contain the finest semolina wheat pasta cut into pony shape (Earth Pony) and stuffed with a unique
blend of roquefort cheese that is *made solely from the milkfat of conquered planets bovine populations. Build healthy
bones and healthy attitudes in your little cadet, feed him our future and you feed him right.
*(no more than 5% indigenous protein by weight)
- posted by Chad @ 10:17
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FOR SALE: 2001 IchronoSPHERE Dialater / serviced positronic limiter intact with new rotors, leather interior
immaculate. kitrometer shows .05 over random. Needs work on mechanicals, quantum exciter does not
function currently not sure what problem is but probably a cheap fix, Sacrifice at $1500 - 425-653-9790 darin
- posted by Chad @ 09:16
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Centrality Rule Ledger:
Multiverse Ver 2
HOC 01:376:87-3
Magnets, may not be used for cross dimensional energy transference, without a signed treaty
from the lower threshold system or lowest threshold system of any construct. This does not apply
for entertainment purposes and you may find yourself entertained by this phenomenon.
- posted by Chad @ 09:03
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29.7.03

If you think it's bad now, just wait until later. Without time travel this is your path.
If you could go back in time, you'd be home by now. What to know more? Ask1,2,B1
- posted by Chad @ 16:43
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Dark energy is splitting the universe, and all the deregulation in the world will not stop this.
However if you choose Light Energy� now, you could save up to 10% on your reality account.

DARK ENERGY SPLITTING UNIVERSE

Nice, it has begun!
- posted by Chad @ 12:06
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25.7.03

It wasn't the boredom that killed the dinosaurs it was the disembodied thumb of David Hasselhof.
- posted by Chad @ 14:50
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If it looks like a Volgon and smells like a Volgon, it may be a Volgon, or you may have soiled yourself.
"rules of engagement Vol 6"
- posted by Chad @ 14:48
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There is water under the water, carries the water.
- posted by Chad @ 14:46
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Earth is the only place one can buy a good diet Coke.
- posted by Chad @ 14:46
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7.7.03

Gravity? no, Inertia? yes! 3d? no, 11d? yes!
- posted by Chad @ 17:40
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The total lack of brain matter is not enough to convince the Phegons of Phogus7 that they are in fact retards.
- posted by Chad @ 17:38
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The Earth's sun is frozen solid at it's core.

- posted by Chad @ 17:37
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There are places in the world and fish in the sea that are not what they seem to be.
- posted by Chad @ 17:34

MTV video image awards, (sucked)

Why I do not like popular music.
Early last century our popular culture traded image for music in the domain of popular culture, I suppose it started with radio, or perhaps recorded music itself. The idea that the music and the band that performed it were connected in a meaningful way. Only with this connection can we concern ourselves with the brand associations between lyric and the lyricist today.
With the advent of wax cylinders and records, music itself introduced the public to the direct artistic interplay and duality of the performer and his music as one connected work. Radio continued this trend and furthered it with the fact that it's audience naturally became a de-facto groupthink commitee co-operatively voting on an average popularity for certain artists and songs, as this trend continued to pick up speed, we were treated to a new kind of wealth courtesy of the second world war, which spawned a free time for a youth culture complete with money and access to products marketed directly to them. All groups need a symbol to define them and music is an obvious choice for defining any group, it is primal and direct in a way that few symbols dream of.
The staid white culture for reasons of simple generational and parent/child psychological dynamics practically demanded their youth to listen to black rock and roll, trace elements of the establishment value system within the symbol seeking teens creates a groupthink doppleganger of this music in white rock, and a new industry is born. Television further seperates the music from the music itself, for now we require of our defining symbolism, not only attitude, but image, and product associations, and the music while still the carrier wave of this truck load of symbol baggage, lumbers on, still absolutely potent but not music as music, but a new groupthink of image, attitude, and product, that sits before the music and is dutifully carried by the music. As this continues to develop each successive army of young people is further deluded by what is by this point, not even a true reflection of themselves but instead a marketing scheme that takes advantage of cultural symbolism and trades meaning for nothing more than the image of meaning. Pop is indeed eating itself, and making no apology for it, but rather celebrating it. The consumer is in fact being trained not only to accept image over substance, but to blatantly celebrate it and flaunt their consumerism
as everyone of them is told that they are in fact the star, we are all in the movie, we are all in the band, by embracing image over substance, we are made to feel that we have conquered it and become the master of a game between those who can live the definition and those who can't afford it. In the end however all we really have, is a lot of people wearing the emperors new clothes and entire generations that don't know the difference between art and product.
This is why I dislike MTV, this is why I do not care for commercial radio.













- posted by Chad @ 13:48
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29.8.03

MARS

I looked at Mars through our 4 inch telescope. Perhaps you have heard that Mars is now closer to our Earth than it has been for 56000 years.
If you have not taken a look, you may want to, just in case someone in the next 50000 years asks, "So did you happen to get a good look at Mars back there in '03 when it was so close to Earth." It certainly sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime.
So, Laura and I are on the back porch trying to TUNE in Mars on the telescope, and finally, I dial in, and focus right up on the red planet itself. It must have been at least twice the size of any other star in the sky. The telescope did its job with great enthusiasm, bringing the god of war planetoid thousands of times closer to my retina, which resulted in a small white dot.
All I can think is that this must have been a way better experience 50000 years ago, else, why would anyone mention it. By the way, the Earth's gravity this evening will be at its greatest intensity since the great graviton wave of 2,000,000 BC. Perhaps you will drop something and be amazed at its rapid descent to the floor.

- posted by Chad @ 09:02
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28.8.03

Bumper Stickers
Driving to work, a time of day that I listen to radio station commercials and think about dreams,
the truck in the lane left of me is decorated in very deliberately placed level and square bumper stickers.

Lettuce review them

Sticker 1 - Tribute to Dale Earnhardt Nascar Martyr
Location - Large centered on back glass window of truck
Text - Dale #3 GodSpeed Dale
Message - Nascar is fullfilling spirituality for this person, Dale died for him.

Sticker 2 - NRA member sticker
Location - lower left back glass window of truck
Text - classic NRA sticker, name of organization, insignia
Message - I am one of the "good" guys

Sticker 3 - American Flag
Location - flag the size of a small golf cart centered on door
Text - No text
Message - Love it or leave it, and a challege to anyone who wants to say different.

Sticker 4 - Calvin urinating on the Ford Motor Co. logo
Location - Lower right back glass window of truck
Text - No text
Message - I am still a little boy, through my wiener I direct my urine towards anything that threatens my conviction of self.


I think this man has accurately captured his soul in these decals to his carriage. I also believe the market
would be well served my a meta-sticker that would stand in for a whole class of bumper stickers. The fact is that
anyone of the stickers above, could have served to express the ideals of all of them. In the spirit of free enterprise and
increasingly narrow expression of self can we work to create a single sign that would express the logos of the everyman.
Just think of the sales potential. The sign should be large, somewhat clear so that it will not block vision out the back window of
the truck it will be applied to, and very symmetrical so as not to offend their principles of decoration. The basic message the sign will
need to communicate is "ONE OF THEM". All other messages will be trace.



NOTE:

In the case of Sticker number 4, it is important to note that the cartoonist Bill Watterson never licensed any products or any product rights for
Calvin and Hobbes. Bill resisted the temptation of millions of dollars for the love of his creation.

Please be inspired by the courage and conviction of Bill Watterson:
Story of Bill Watterson

- posted by Chad @ 10:43
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27.8.03

Derrida the Movie

SYNOPSIS
What if you could watch Socrates, on film, rehearsing his Socratic dialogues? What if there was footage of Descartes, Thoreau, or Shakespeare as themselves at work and in their daily life? Might we now look at these figures differently, with perhaps a deeper understanding of their work and lives?
Filmmakers Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering Kofman asked themselves these questions, and decided to team up and document one of the most visionary and influential thinkers of the 20th century, a man who single-handedly altered the way many of us look at history, language, art, and, ultimately, ourselves: the brilliant and iconoclastic French philosopher Jacques Derrida.

For over five years, Dick ("Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist") and Ziering Kofman (Producer, "Taylor's Campaign") played Plato to our own modern day Socrates. The filmmaking team shadowed the renowned philosopher, best known for "deconstruction," and captured intimate footage of the man as he lives and works in his daily life. They filmed Derrida on his first trip to South Africa, where -- after visiting President Mandela's former prison cell -- he delivers a lecture on forgiveness to students at the University of the Western Cape. The filmmakers travel with him from his home in Paris to New York City, where he discusses the role of biographers, and the challenges that are faced when one attempts to bridge the abyssal gulf between a historic figure's work and life. They capture Derrida in private moments, musing reluctantly, about fidelity and marriage, narcissism and celebrity, and the importance of thinking philosophically about love.

Yet DERRIDA is in no way a talking heads movie or conventional biographical portrait. Its bold, visual style, mesmerizing score by Oscar-winning composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, and novel editorial approach create a rich, lively cinematic experience, at once provokes, amuses and entertains. In resisting any predictable, formulaic approach, they make Derrida a living, informal demonstration of "deconstruction" -- a system of thought which up to now has otherwise eluded cinematic capture. The result is not only thought provoking, but ground-breaking.

Intro to Derrida
More Derrida








- posted by Chad @ 17:38
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KLOV-Killer list of videogames

Let KLOV take you a magic quarter ride, through the history of the arcade videogame.

Quarter monkey. got the slack jaw feeling driving your PAC-VAN through ghost city.
You swing mechanical bat into steel ball for extra bonus, then you try again.


- posted by Chad @ 17:31
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26.8.03

Dollhouse of Death
More fun than Malibu Barbi!, It's the doll house of death. Crime Scene students create miniture recreations
of homicide cases.

Hint: If you fill your Barbie's body cavity with white Karo syrup and red food coloring, blood splatter from your
gunshots will have a more realistic look.

More miniture murder mayhem

You can pretend you are Gus Grissom from television's Hit-Show CSi, or if you are incapable of imagining such a thing
perhaps you would enjoy CSi Fan Fiction.
Scary CSi Fan Fiction



- posted by Chad @ 10:21
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25.8.03

Unusual History of Ether
Ether was discovered in 1275 by Spanish chemist Raymundus Lullius. This new discovery was given the name "sweet vitriol."
At about the same time, Swiss physician and alchemist Paracelsus discovered the hypnotic effects of ether.

How to make Ether
Ether can relieve symptoms of Attention Deficit Disorder, also is useful for relief of "Bored with bad TV disorder" and
general boredom praxis.

Ether can be used to soak carpets, providing a pleasant aroma for any room or study.
- posted by Chad @ 12:06
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Magic Lanterns
The magic lantern was used as a communication device with Earth Cultures between 1604 and 2012. Please understand
the careful operation of these lamps. Children, Adults, animals and fabrics can be burnt by careless projectionists.
Never poor gasoline, or ether into the lamphouse, this may cause a fire to play about it.
- posted by Chad @ 11:44
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Floyd:
I was fifteen and sitting in the back seat of a monolithic gray Delta 88 with my friend Jason, his brother Jay, and a guy named Mike. I had'nt spoken to Mike since he last kicked me in the head and beat me with a thin piano wire. Not so much because of the beating, which was to be expected due to our rival neighborhood garden clubs, but more or less because he had stopped riding bikes, and left the world that Jason and I still called home.
Jay and Mike built and sold speakers, they even had a small emblem with a
KISS like font that read, JAMSS, which stood for Jay and Michael speaker systems.
I guess they were bored, so they decided to introduce me and Jason to something they called the AquaLung and a much higher appreciation for Pink Floyd. I had seen enough afterschool specials to know that this was gonna rock. It did.

The Floyd began with Echoes, a 23 minute birth process into the infinite, I would never underestimate the power of music again. I need to revisit that album, you should too. I hope you can hear it on a proper set of JAMSS quality speakers.

Pink Floyd Meddle/Echoes
- posted by Chad @ 00:10
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23.8.03

Why is it so important that I turn my 2600 into a musical instrument?
-Thanks for asking, for one thing you need to make music and you have the desire, or the burning in your heart, this is something that you do for you, no to you, but in you, and through you, sharing, and skin contact, and all that we will ever feel.

Qotile envoy to YAR and his revenge
Paul Slocum has answered more directly than I ever could, actually making it real, tactile, and
immediate, not the looks, but the lifestyle. SYNTHCART will rock you.
Atari 2600 SynthCart


witness Paul unleashing the full power of his deathstar

- posted by Chad @ 23:27
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Laura called me a lean mean blog machine and I think she is onto something. Have you heard, Cellar Door, its a perfect phrase, symbol, thought, sound, it is the cavier of our system.
-My pagoda is glowing, and my hand's still got the shakes, the flash snakes are gone however.

A new play for the street people, its called XanaGrease.
The Real XANADU

More on the concept of TRANSCOPYRIGHTS
Xanadu Transcopyrights

This is more like the web that came to be after the fall of 2012

Why 2012?
Why will the world end in 2012, or where are all the fish?

- posted by Chad @ 22:54
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21.8.03

wicked cool fonts

Also from IC When Don Thomas's site these fonts, which are freeware, so eat them up.
Included are

Atari System Font

Classic Arcade Font

Sinclair ZX Font

Tamagothchi Font

font font font font font font
- posted by Chad @ 09:59
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before the web

"Before the Web" is an online research project designed for the practitioners of the online services industry and its era. It is an interactive, digital variation of the oral history, the most common traditional technique used to collect the first-hand accounts from people who witnessed or took part in important events and eras.

If you were a practitioner in that period -- dating from about the late 1970's until the early 1990's -- this is your chance to contribute to its history, one grievously overlooked in the rise and collapse of the dot.com bubble. Much has been written about the Internet; very little about the period that preceded it and which made it possible.

Early in the online services era a profusion of digital services, technologies, products and companies was emerging and driving the seminal formation of the global information age. Among the most important:




Don Thomas IC When

Don Thomas, legendary Atari Veteran has a great history of Video Games among other things at his site IC When,
Click on the link above and fire up the Time Machine.





- posted by Chad @ 09:54
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20.8.03

confederate soldier

Our story has a hero, and his name was star of the SILVER war between the United States and Individual States.

A true account as told by a active time machine visitation, shortly before this sentence was completed.


- posted by Chad @ 14:55
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The silver war:

Idea for incredible videogame:

so the game starts in the woody creek era of the silver war between the states, the date is 1869. The commander has just received the glass ampules of Chloroform, and has been instructed to kill his men in his sleep. The dream begins as we watch the commander from above, from his pants, it's obvious that the dream is in action. We cut quickly with the use of the joystick to the ampules. The liquid begining to boil so softly.
The player is trying to figure out the the what is going on but pulling up only lets us see the commanders pants, pushing down reveals the vial, pushing left reveals a lantern that is buring, text informs us that inside the flame is a fire spirit and inside the fire spirit is a virus, the text goes on to tell us that we must move the joystick left and right as fast as we might. Moving the joystick rattles the lantern, and the fire spirit begins his lusty dance, eventually the lantern falls off the table and fire consumes the commander, he is thrashing about wildly, he is thinking about the war, and how he can no longer carry out his instructions to kill his men, he is thinking that this damn fire, is going to infect his body, and this is explained on screen by a text screen.
FADE BLACK
next screen is a low res puppet dancing on strings, the player is now controlling,
THere is a clap meter in the right side of the screen, the player must find the secret moves to make the puppet dance: Goal = INCITE FIRE SPIRIT
when the player
performs the desired moves the fire spirit is roused.
CUT BACK TO FIRST SCREEN,
The thrashing is coming to an end and the commander's hand lands on the vials, breaking them inhaling them, his top soldiers come in for they have been awoken by mindthougt transmissions from the commanders brain stem.
As they enter the tent they are overcome by the chloroform and fall unto the ashes of the still burning commander.
The Screen fades black again from text and has a space for user to enter their name.----

The goal of the game is for the commander to kill the ghosts of his mean, this is done through a complicated process called ghosting.

GHOSTING:
uses flicker sprites


The center of the screen is white and flashing rough shape of commander's ghost,

out of his body comes different colored ghosts


each ghost comes out in a random of 4 directions,

the ghost most be direct the appropriate directions which may or may not be the same as their random direction

It's a sorting game,

The button will destroy the bad ghosts which represent the bodies of the other soldieres WHO MUST BE KILLED.

If the colors of the ghost are sent in directed color patterns as represented by color bars at each location, then points are rewarded.

TOP DIRECTION my be color bar of blue, blue, red, blue, red, blue
SIDE direction Left may be color bars of green, green, blue, green,

completing a round may require you as the ghosting director to sort these ghosts while not letting BAD ghosts go anywhere
BAD GHost MUST be elimated using the FIRE button.
elimanating all of these ghosts will speed up game, and each round is
treated to a dancing puppet, which places a version of DIXIE as a celebration.

The ghosting of the individuals is accomplished using the direction pad to direct the ghosts. Ghost fly out in feedback color flicker style,

Goal of game is sorting this ghosts into the right directional corner, and according to the color chart for that corner. Goal of game is also elminating the bad ghosts. SOLDIERS MUST BE KILLED to free the commander from the FIRE spirit

The final dance

The fire spirit is dancing on the mountain in a circle of his own making.

the fire spirit is red ghosting
the fire spirit is a feedback effect

patterns and colors of red, and patterns and ATTACKER ghosts must be dealt with.

THe ending of the game will never come, but ending of the main levels before increases difficulty will award
STATES RIGHTS!
- posted by Chad @ 14:16
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BAG O Magnets

They're fun, evil and you can make them into a time machine.

- posted by Chad @ 14:13
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elevator movie cliches

- posted by Chad @ 13:02
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19.8.03

Nasa we have a go for Saturn 5 launch in,,,,,,,roger that interference----she's breaking up,

3,2,1,-------------------Contact!
opening music3,2,1,contact
- posted by Chad @ 09:46
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18.8.03

The Incredible True Story of America's faked moon landing.
Operation Green Cheese

(excerpt)

Complementary footage of crew operations was shot inside the VGTF, using primitive film and video cameras, for a grainy, "jerky" effect. The majestic vistas of "space" combined with grittily realistic footage on the human scale (especially effective for the "moon landings"), yielded a spectacle that dazzled the world for a full decade.
- posted by Chad @ 17:48
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Potato proclaims self UBER TUBER

The not so humble potato is starting a nationwide campaign, called FAB not FAD.
The starchy little dictator has seized upon the death of Dr. Atkins to lead its people on a war of anti flower power.

Remember the words of Monty from Withnail and I.

"The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees."

Witnail and I, starring Richard E Grant
The Withnail-and-I website
- posted by Chad @ 09:46
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17.8.03

Must go on here about the state of the civil war. The bloody North have a made a right ass outta thereselves with all this slave nonsense. The industrial revoltion man, who wants to bother with slaves, its cheaper and more efficient to use machines, and besides, i think all but the most bling can see that this war is really about taxes, and how a state deserves rights seperate from the nation, that is what we fought the damn British for. Now Washington wants to run America as one single entity, that is not what we struggled for, that is not America, States rights are for the good of the republic, they are to prevent our great country from becoming as corrupt as every other union has in the past, and yet here we go,and what really gets my goat, is that we will probably lose this war and a hundred years from now, folks will think it was about something else entirely, meanwhile our other kindred spirit the "grays" will still be trying to convince a small band of psychic warriors to use their abilities to save the human memory from contamination from star blood and human / alien hybrids, I say lets leave the corn to the hybrids and get the hell out of here on the next available cruiser., I;ve seen lights the size of small ponds, in the night sky, I've seen Yankee fighters, praying to the living satan using bloodmeat and farm toads, to liven up the night air, we fight for good, we fight for the nation as a whole, forge on.

- posted by Chad @ 16:22
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15.8.03

Imaginary World Theme Park
Oddly enough the real world which may or may not be imaginary gives birth to theme parks,
which are more or less real, in that they exist, and imaginary in that they invite snakes into
otherwise snake-free reality.

This is a great project to develop a new theme park called the Imaginary World,
I would very much like to be there right now, riding the toast machine. I would like
to turn abandoned strip malls into low dollar theme parks, lots of paper-mache would be
involved as would smoke machines and unusual lighting. Also unusual music.

Fractal Music
Fractal Music would be used because it invites the mind into the natural world through the numerical art of fractal expression.


Make your own prime music
Roll your own prime music, for your own future theme parks, lotsa research into the phenom of the PRIMES.



- posted by Chad @ 09:10
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14.8.03

Quantum Etch-A-Sketch
Drawing a quantum circuit and need a steady hand? This may help.
This sounds like it could be a great toy.


- posted by Chad @ 10:02
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Great remote control
Well, ugh, this is kinda neat.

and only $99 refurbed.
phillips page
Phillips electronics touch screen blue back lit programable learning remote.

- posted by Chad @ 09:53
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13.8.03

More work of Margaret Luce Brown:
Other Films by Margaret Luce Brown

Her brother Sam has is brilliant and has a rather funny page at
Where Am I dot Org
www.whereami.org

Sam is working on "smart mote" technology that will enable the government's or Wal-Mart
to better control the people. I think everyone knew that Sam would do amazing things.

SMART DUST
More about smart dust- links to Berkely because I am being cheeky- Hi Sam:)

- posted by Chad @ 10:24
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Partially inspired by a great film by Margaret Luce Brown. This story may be the greatest
short story on the web, it incorporates all that is incredible.

Snakes inhabit small yard, turn into pod droids of super-natural alien race. Alien race is trying
to warn humans of other alien race. PODS fall in love with humans, yet have no ability to use memory and can not distinguish individuals.

Behold a new style:
Snakes in the Yard-Invasion


For simplicity why not read it here? What am I some kind of link crazy hoser?



Snakes inhabit small yard, turn into pod droids of super-natural alien race. Alien race is trying
to warn humans of other alien race. PODS fall in love with humans, yet have no ability to use memory and can not distinguish individuals.

THe snakes had landed on the outskirts of Mobile, and spread like wildfire to montgomery.
Also in TExas a UFO was shot down with a missile.
The missile failed. The alien snakes concregated into storm drains and traveled on the underground snake railroad all over alabama.
The problem with this was that a government task force had made the possession of these snakes taxable by additional sales taxes on food and food care products that all snakes need.
The little boy stood at the edge of a large flooded yard. The double wide trailer home was brand new and still smelled like a new car. The house had central airconditioned, carpeting, wood cabinets and large oval bathtubs using jets.
The land had been sold and obviously was not in a flood plain because the city connected the water at a charge of $870 and they should have said something. Sure enough the new house was surrounded by flood, and soon the culvert would be a station of sorts, an outlet from the underground snake railroad, where thousands of alien snakes would come slither out, and surround the little boy and his family.
The alien leaders sent out communications and this was intercepted by my dad who is a ham radio operator. He heard them clearly ask, "make sure the humans understand that they will lose their memory in the future, make sure they know that others are intending to harvest their eggs and sperm up those eggs with alien sperm of their own kind. Tell them to have a army ready to fight this great battle, tell them it is important".
Just then thousands of thousands of snakes stormed around the trailer, moccasins and deadly other snakes made it unsafe for the baby. They left in a hurry to mama's house.
Daddy came home after hearing the ham radio, and found no one but snakes, "where's the baby, where's the baby, BABY!, BABY!, Where's the Baby!?, Where's the Baby?-----
Hissing mad hissing and surrounding with slitering, the snake leaders formed a large biomass antenae, and using their electric powers like eels do, they crafted a message of thier own skin, "the message was" "we love all humanity, but not the one, we love the all, we want to be like you, we love your wife, we love your baby, we want to preserve your memory."
The father started spraying gasoline around the trailer immediately as his radio was in the truck.
AFter a casual flick of his cigerette, the entire pond ignited in fire. The father left alone in middle of his ownly large poccesssion, sat in his recliner, crying softly over the ragging fire, "where's the BABY?! Where's the BABY!?, BABY?!, as the snakes started to burn their ghosts began to slowly slither out of their host bodies and they ghosting of pond creek began in earnest.
As the man was surrounded by the mass ghosting, he came to realize the sad future for Earth, his home his life, was now burning, and somewhere deep in space the mysterious GRAYS as the are called were laughing, their plan was one step closer to the final solution.

- posted by Chad @ 10:13
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the oldest i could find
The oldest webpage I could find on the net.
Note: The oldest link goes to the Army page at the 2nd to top of page. This is appropriate as so much computer technology
has come about as a answer to direct requests and needs of the US Army.

They have a great history of ENIAC as well.50 years of ENIAC ~ 1996

A nice and c